Team BAMF

“What about my fuckin’ pocket pussy!?” – LCpl Kelly, the senior shitbag Every man joins for his own reasons. Some men feel a desire to do their duty and protect their nation. Some men wish only to make their family proud. Some men join to win the respect of their peers. Some men only enlist for the G.I. Bill, and others sign away their lives on that dotted line for little more than the desperate dream of finally getting laid. But, in the end, it doesn’t really matter why they join. When the bullets are whistling by and the cards are down, every man’s original reason goes straight down the shitter and, from deep down in their belly, the one overpowering and all-encompassing truth consumes them. At that moment, they are all driven furiously forward by the same singular motivation. Every man will fight, kill, and die to protect each and every one of the brothers that surround him… Except for that one boot who keeps getting 96’s canked for everyone. Fuck that kid. Team BAMF is the story of a Marine fireteam deployed to southern Afghanistan during the height of OEF. For those that don’t know (nerds and POGs), a Fireteam is made up of four junior Marines and is the smallest autonomous unit in a Marine rifle platoon. Fireteams are oftentimes considered to be a lot like a family. In this case, a violent, alcoholic, trailer trash family that has a penchant to shoot first and ask questions later as well as a genetic predisposition for mental instability, bestiality, and murder. From the guys that brought you Two Marines, One Cup and Chundle My Grundle 69 comes the incredible, not-so-true story of a Marine fireteam deployed to Afghanistan. These four junior enlisted Marines – LCpl Smith, the demotivated leader; LCpl Kelly, the senior shitbag; PFC Brown, the perverted meathead; and Pvt Taters, the archetypal boot – must utilize their weapons as well as their wits in order to overcome a seemingly endless series of green-weenie-shaped obsta

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